Merle Said They Was Some Flowers

And I was like where the fuck are the flowers already?

You know how my heart swoons for those little fuckers!

I was like hand me my nine Joey give me my pistol I got
Three choices here before me and not one is gonna

Make anybody happy is what I said to Joey and he just

Smiled like always you gotta love Joey that crazy fuck

See when I pull the trigger I don’t do this gangster shit

I don’t hold that bitch sideways like I’m half-cool and

Half-scared of it I do like I learned in the Marine Corps

Side-arms are to be respected the last choice when

The long barrel don’t suffice—usually from the lack of

Ammo but sometimes well you know just because you

Want it close and personal—and I listened to The Killers’

Take on “Romeo and Juliet” when I pulled that trigger