Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday, Devil Dog

Happy birthday, Marine Corps,

you sag-titty, one-eyed bitch

who never let go my nuts.

Oh, yes, I'm happy-happy-happy

for what you taught me,

Marine Corps, you taught me

how to touch my lover, my wife.

You taught me how to touch my

children. Thank you,

Oh, carrion comfort.

Thank you, Marine Corps—

my mother, my father, my lover.

Oh,

let me go.

Let me go.

Let, let, let go—

my mother, my father, my

one-eyed self.